Thursday, April 12, 2007
oh yes so far my not-updated-for-more-than-a-year yugioh deck has owned the likes of beyshimin and kwangyueh.
ok today was chem prac, and its basically neutralisation reaction. measure the temperature, add alkali gradually, record, draw graph of temperature change against volume of alkali used. so i basically got PERFECT results (fake one la), and ended up with 1 mol/dm3 for my answer of concentration of alkali. so tzinwai copied me, and we both ended up getting screwed by seck. so now.. presenting to you another high-quality guide from fido-dido91 productions.
Guide to faking results in practicals
Step 1: Use your brain, think about what the answer should be. (Choose figures that make calculation easy for you)
Step 2: Don't forget d.p. and s.f.
Step 3: Make sure there are some deviations in those figures. Perfection is frowned upon in schools nowadays.
Step 4: Don't let people copy your results.
Step 5: Look at the crap other people drew. Laugh secretly to yourself, but cover your mouth.
Step 6: Draw your graph.
Step 7: Smile triumphantly and be happy, knowing that you have beaten the education system in Singapore.
breatheIN.breatheOUT 10:06 PM